May 2013
katelynpossible:
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
Who wants to snapchat me? Add me iamkelly22
vaspim:
How is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like Bitch I might be
“I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to...”
– Tyler Knott Gregson (via qoldlush)
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
Or am I?
yongmuney:
stop drop and roll away from all your problems
April 2013
Smoke a da weed a
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ryex:
People are so shitty. Dwight was right, we do need a new plague, one that targets lowlives that start drama.
Yes another tattoo booked for Monday! Hehhee hehehehe
feithne:
I was sitting in the library doing my homework one day when a group of thugs entered and approached me. One smiled gently and reached a hand out to me. “It’s time,” he said solemnly. “The thug life has chosen you.”
mutilatedmemories:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
mermaidporn:
copy and paste yourself into my bed
